If you're not reading this, start. Right. Now. Even with my fear of the consumptive cough, I can't make myself stop reading it.
Here's a sample (I'd link but it'll change as the site updates, and there's no perma-link that I saw):*
4PM There Are Used Vibrators on EBay (Don't Ask How We Know)
Guy: Me and the wife are going out this weekend. You think you could hook me up with...uhh, some happy fun time shit?
Girl: Are you serious? I don't think I have anything you'd like. How do you know what your wife wants?
Guy: What the fuck? She wants weed, end of story!
Girl: Oh, shit! I thought you were talking about sex toys!
Guy: Why the fuck would I ask to borrow someone else's sex toys?
Girl: I...uh...
Guy (smirking): So you have sex toys, huh? What kind?
Girl: Shut up!
Centennial, Colorado
*Right after I posted this, I found the perma-link, so there you go. I will not hide my mistakes from you, dear Readers.
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