Oops

I was talking to an old friend today and was complaining to him about feeling like crap with the supercold that I have, and how I'm postulating that I have consumption.

Me: I'm dying of consumption. Doesn't it seem like a romantic, old-fashioned way to die?

Him: You're eating yourself to death?

People, I laughed so hard that I almost choked. Luckily, he's not angry with me for laughing at him. Unlike this person. Sorry about that, other person.