1. I can write in mirror writing. It's not pretty, but it's legible.
2. I can move my index fingers in opposite circles at the same time. It's harder than it looks, trust me.
3. I keep all of my old love letters. It's nice to know that someone, at some time, was in love with me.
4. I torture myself. It's like I think I deserve it. For example, I diet low-carb. And I love me some bread.
5. I archive every message, in every form, from the boy. If he knew that, he'd think I am a freak, so let's keep that between us, k?
6. I know all the lyrics to almost every even mildly popular from the 1980s.
7. I have incredible ab muscles, which can't be seen. See #4.
8. I honestly think I'm incredibly funny and interesting.
9. I have the patience and the attention span of a 2-year-old.
10. I was not born to follow orders, but to lead.
PS! 11. I unironically watch CBS' The Morning Show on Sundays, and I am not yet collecting Social Security.
PPS! 12. I play guitar left-handed, and bass guitar right-handed.
PPPS: 13. I hoard bathroom supplies, like deoderant and shower gel.
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8. I think you are funny and interesting.... because you are....
10. it's pure hippie music, but once you get aside the smelliness....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhgLjim6Rc&feature=related
and CBS Sunday morning is a fave ritual for my sundays, with the Herald Leader, and it leads right into E-TV's "The Soup" - a nice shift to the other side - you fascinate me!
C,
Ok how did I not know about #12?
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