Joel McHale

...Sigh... So dreamy! I've had a crush on him since I first saw him on The Soup. And then I saw this interview on the AV Club. He's got the perfect combination of smarm and gorgeousity, what's not to love? Alas, he's married, but still, at least I have my standing Friday night date with him. He's not as beautiful as, say, Johnny Depp, but he seems like someone who'd be a lot of fun to have a beer with.

I'd be afraid, while probably having to drink wine with Johnny, that the conversation would surround esoteric directors and movies. And while I'm all for esoteric movies and directors, in theory, I have no frame of reference because I have the attention span of a toddler. Or a gnat. Probably more of a toddler; gnats seem to swarm in a circle a lot. With Joel, I could talk about all the bad television I want, and make up stories about the other patrons in the bar that would eventually have me shooting beer out of my nose.

And I will always love Chat Stew; "so meaty" cracks me up every time I hear it. The whole show has me in stitches. Thank goodness for TiVo so I can go back and rewatch what I missed while laughing from the previous segment.

So, I adore me some Joel McHale. Oh, and he's tall, too! I'm somewhere around 5'8", so height on a boy means a lot to me. Means I can wear heels. Oh, hell, I hate wearing heels. But I do love the way they sound when I walk on the bank floor. Makes me feel all grown up or something.

So, read the article. Then read the comments below for a whole lotta Kinnear v. McHale discussion.

You're welcome.