Here's a bit of my conversation this morning with the boy:
Him: I'm hungry.
Me: Me too. But I just got on the scale, so no food for me.
Him: (Sigh).
Me: No, it's good. I'm down two pounds.
Him: Do you want to know how I lost thirty pounds in ten minutes?
Me: Tapeworm?
Him: Chainsaw.
Sorry, ladies, this one's mine, all mine, and I'm keeping him.
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"The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'" - Freud "Memories and possibilities are ever more hideous than realities. " - H.P. Lovecraft "I love you only because it's you the one I love." - Pablo Neruda
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The Color Purple - Alice Walker
Little Earthquakes - Jennifer Weiner
A Wolf at the Table - Augusten Burroughs
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- When I'm good, I'm really, really good. When I'm bad, I'm funny. PS - I always have a song in my head, and I'm willing to share, if only to escape the song. I'm trying to figure out how to describe myself. It really isn't that easy.
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