Yesterday's conversation:
Him: What are you doing?
Me: Waiting for tennis and reading...ummm...celebrity gossip.
Him: Oh, God.
Me: Shut up! There's no shame in Perez Hilton!
Him: Oh, God.
Me: It occurred to me earlier that I haven't gossiped in a long time.
Him: What?
Me: I don't have a big circle of friends anymore, so I don't gossip like I did.
Him: Oh, God.
Me: I miss it. I'm afraid I'm losing my snark.
Him: Honey, that's like waiting for your arms to fall off. You will never lose it.
Me: That's about the sweetest thing you could have said to me.
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