Monday, October 5, 2009

Hell Yeah, I've Got A Case Of The Mondays

Occasionally I get the dumbest questions I could possibly imagine. To wit:

Customer: So you'll pull my credit report?

Me: Yes. You need to have a least a score of XXX to qualify. We'll look at all three scores from the three credit reporting agencies.

Customer: You'll use the highest score, right?

Me: No, we use the middle score.

Customer: Which one is that?

Me: ...

Me: The middle score is the one we'll use.

Customer: Well, what will be it?

Me: Are you asking me what your middle score will be?

Customer: Yes, exactly! What's my middle score?

Folks, it took everything I had not to say, when answering "Which one is that?", "The one in the middle."

And it's taking even more not to submit this to Not Always Right.

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