I've Been Thinking

I wrote a list of the thoughts I had this morning at work. So, lucky ones, here you go!

1. I wish I brought my camera here today.

2. I wish I could blog from here.

3. I think it’s my fault that the bank opened early because I just had to open the goddamned elevator.

4. Wachovia never opened early; I think that’s because it had thick wooden doors so the employees couldn’t see the people standing outside waiting. This bank has big glass doors so it’s like looking into an aquarium and maybe fish can ignore spectators but it’s harder for humans to ignore being watched.

5. I asked for a pink-tip French manicure and instead I have weirdly iridescent baby pink fingernails.

6. I’m totally digging the toenail polish though, and my eyebrows are pretty fucking stellar.

7. I love my boy and I miss him. I wish he’d come home.

8. I need to find more webpages and blogs and stuff to read. I’m running out of source material.

9. Because of @texburgher (or whatever) I’ve now got The Great Commandment stuck in my head. Know what’ll fix that? Muthascratchin’ Miley Cyrus. Kill me now.

10. Stolen hair. That’s a thing, right?

11. Why can’t I play mah jongg here? It’s not like that time-waster would keep me from doing any actual “work”; I’ve got none.

12. You know, the correct answer when I translate a text I sent you saying that I love you in Spanish isn’t, “Oh!”.

13. Well, here I was going to send the boy a fun gift, but that’s just shot to hell. I’m keepin’ my ten bucks!

14. Must…suppress…urge…to…fight…over…SMS…

15. Sluggy is funny. I’d forgotten how much. Makes me hate that there’s a camera over my head.

16. Hungry.

17. Omigod, I didn’t need any sort of accurate vision anyway. Please give me as much detailed work as possible. Kthxbye