This is the posting where I bitch about my apartment. If you're not in the mood to listen to me rant, move along now. If you can hang on and indulge me, thank you...but consider yourself warned.
I have this large apartment because it was less expensive than the one- and two-bedroom versions. A single gal really doesn't need three bedrooms and two bathrooms. But there was something I was to learn - I don't actually live alone! (And this has nothing to do with Momma.)
I live with at least two nasty, crawly, crunchy, bleedy (seriously - they bleed) inchworms who enter each day, probably three spiders a week, and a couple of those weird water bugs that show up, unannounced and uninvited, in my sinks and bathtub.
I have called maintenance more than once. I have begged, cajoled, joked around, and requested napalm to help me with these creatures with death wishes, to no avail.
So, any suggestions? Because to be honest, people, living with worms makes me feel like a corpse already, just waiting to be eaten.
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Constructive eviction? But who the hell wants to move? It's such a pain in the ass. Then again, so are creepy crawlers.
As I've never had to deal with worms or bugs in my drains, I don't know what to say. I had those weird ladybug-like beetles and ants. Those are gross enough. But worms?!?! I wish you all the best of luck, babe.
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