Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Note To Self

When I've got the heat turned down to 60 because I just found out that I have gas and not electric heat and my utility bill is almost three times what it was two months ago, and when I've got potatoes in a 400-degree oven for both the food and the heat, and when I remove said potatoes because they're done, and when I stand over the oven so I can feel my fingers for the first time in three days, and when the cat comes over to see what I'm doing, and when I pick him up and say stupid things to him like, "Now you can thaw your paws,", remember that I'll be standing there for a very long time.

As it turns out, the cat prefers to be warm.

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