Monday, December 8, 2008

Because I Watch Bravo, That's Why

I finally got around to watching the 200th episode of Inside the Actor's Studio. You know, the one where Dave Chappelle was the host. I've always wanted to answer the final questions, so here we go, and I know, I know, another list...

1. What is your favorite word?

Hunnybunny.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Goodbye.

3. What turns you on?

Making people laugh.

4. What turns you off?

Criticism that's intended to hurt me.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck. In any permutation.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of waves crashing on the beach.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

The Emergency Broadcast System siren.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Book editor.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Salesperson.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You're forgiven.

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