Bridezilla

Let's just call it what it is - I am self-involved.  Clearly I am, or else I wouldn't post my thoughts on the internet.

Not that you're reading, but that's not the point.

Now that I am a bride-to-be (depending on the state of our relationship after an argument last night), I'm trying to figure out how to plan such an event without it becoming all-consuming.  At this point, I think it is all-consuming, and I need to apologize to all my friends who have had kids and have become enraptured with them.

To fix this, this is what I'm thinking.  My new friend is an event planner (I didn't choose her as a friend because of this, I promise!) and is ready, willing, and according to her, ADD-able to get this undertaking underway, no matter what sort of timeframe I give her.  Momma handed me a new list of venues and said we should look, and also mentioned a trunk sale.

So...shall I let them plan the whole thing and let me focus on my business?  I'm thinking yes.  And then I think more yes.  And then, when my moods swing, I think, why haven't they done it already?  Just tell me to stop eating for a few months and make my wedding special.

(PS - I'm making ovulationPMS a thing.  Just wait 'til it trends on Twitter, and remember where you heard it first.)