Things I Don't Like

Well, darling people, we find ourselves together again, doing the dance around my bad mood. There's no reason for it; nothing bad happened today. In fact, it was a lovely day filled with parades and shopping and visiting. But on this eve, I find myself cranky. In an effort to simultaneously get this stuff off my chest and make myself laugh, I present this list of things I don't like (not in order or nuthin'. Can't be arsed to arrange this list):

1. Sharing my apartment
2. Bad grammar
3. Having to retype a document and repeat the bad grammar, word choices, and inconsistent stylings
4. Seeing how clever some people are on Twitter and then going back to another account to see how incredibly fucking moronic people are
5. Realizing that I still follow these fucking moronic people
6. Running out of hummus
7. People who decrease speed when merging onto the freeway. I'm looking at you, people on I-565
8. Knowing that my shows on TiVo are going to be deleted before I see them because Momma just had to watch a John Wayne movie on one of the THREE TVs in this place
9. That giant worm that came into my place and the fact that it could happen again
10. Having to be nice
11. That I can't afford anything right now
12. Worrying
13. Neverending earnestness
14. People who feel they have a right to know about my life and seem to think the best way to find out about it is to put me through the Inquisition
15. Missing my boy. How can I be so lonely for someone?
16. Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, organ meats
17. Recognizing right now that I'm almost out of soda, and what else mixes with vodka?
18. Cleaning up after someone else
19. Being interrupted when I speak, except that one I have to live with because I do it to everyone else
20. Not getting my (non)designated parking space

You know what? That helped!