Thursday, November 29, 2007

How The Dad Stole Christmas

For the most part, it was a nice visit with my folks. Minimal arguing with my dad was a nice change. And then, there was the computer...

Momma tells me that her machine is slow and she doesn't know why. I'm decent with computers, so I gave it a gander. I added some malware protection and looked over what was going on. It all looked OK, until the big day.

The other day my dad told me he was going downstairs to work on the computer (it lives in the basement). The night before I managed to fix the volume control problem on the machine. Mom hadn't had noise from the machine in a while, so I found the problem and fixed it. Anyway...

My dad is a Christmas music freak, so the first noise I heard was carols. OK, I thought, it is what it is. Then I heard the next sound. A woman moaning, in a dirty way. The next sound I heard was a man moaning in a dirty way. The final sound I heard was my father moaning in a dirty way.

UGH!!! I've never liked Christmas music, but now it grosses me out.

So very, very grateful to be home.

1 comment:

John Manzo said...

Oh man. Ho, ho, ho on that one.

At least you know where the malware has come from...